When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her..

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together.

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

The great question… which I have not been able to answer… is, “What does a woman want?

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

“Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.”

“There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage.”

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